This car in the parking garage makes me uncomfortable.

"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
06/21/2016 at 14:11 • Filed to: Rip in peace

DISCUSSION (36)

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > CalzoneGolem
06/21/2016 at 14:16

why

S65 > CalzoneGolem
06/21/2016 at 14:18

Well What are you gonna do about it?

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > CalzoneGolem
06/21/2016 at 14:18

It’s not a Mustang. Nothing to fear.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > CalzoneGolem
06/21/2016 at 14:19

“Nachole is an Upazila of Nawabganj District in the Division of Rajshahi, Bangladesh.”

I have no idea what these words mean together...

Jcarr > CalzoneGolem
06/21/2016 at 14:22

I’ve never understood the RIP or In Loving Memory things people put on cars. A vehicle seems like such an odd place to put something like that.

DipodomysDeserti > CalzoneGolem
06/21/2016 at 14:24

I have a sneaky suspicion Nachole is in the trunk.

Tekamul > CalzoneGolem
06/21/2016 at 14:24

Nachole is when you cover nachos in mole sauce, right?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Jcarr
06/21/2016 at 14:30

It’s nice, because every morning you get to walk up to your car and are immediately reminded that someone you cared about is dead. Seems like poor long-term planning.

CalzoneGolem > Tekamul
06/21/2016 at 14:31

I could RIP some of those.

CalzoneGolem > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
06/21/2016 at 14:33

You need a “Rot in Hell” sticker. Then you can be brought joy be the fact that that fucker is dead.

CalzoneGolem > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
06/21/2016 at 14:33

I have no idea what half those words mean alone.

CalzoneGolem > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
06/21/2016 at 14:34

Please send help!

CalzoneGolem > S65
06/21/2016 at 14:34

Post about it on the interwebs!

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > CalzoneGolem
06/21/2016 at 14:34

I’d run out of bumper space quickly if I started doing that.

Jcarr > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
06/21/2016 at 14:35

Far be it from me to tell someone how to grieve, but it just seems weird and a bit attention-seeking.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > CalzoneGolem
06/21/2016 at 14:35

Nachole needed some help.

CalzoneGolem > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
06/21/2016 at 14:35

It is a constant reminder of my own mortality.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Jcarr
06/21/2016 at 14:36

Pretty much anything visible you put on a car exists solely for attention. Expensive wheels, big exhaust, political affiliation, the fact that your dog is a border collie... It’s all very odd.

CalzoneGolem > Jcarr
06/21/2016 at 14:37

I don’t get the side of the road memorials either. There’s one by me that gets fresh mylar balloons on it every few months for the last 7 years.

Ash78, voting early and often > CalzoneGolem
06/21/2016 at 14:37

Look, I get upset every time Taco Bell cancels one of their crazy menu items, too, but you don't see me advertising it. Actually, "NEVER LEAVE, DORITOS LOCOS" would be awesome in my back window. And far more proactive.

CalzoneGolem > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
06/21/2016 at 14:37

I was too late!

CalzoneGolem > Ash78, voting early and often
06/21/2016 at 14:38

I’d like to sign up for your newsletter.

Jcarr > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
06/21/2016 at 14:42

Don’t even get me started on these

Kinja'd!!!

Jcarr > CalzoneGolem
06/21/2016 at 14:48

Not sure if it’s the same in other states, but in Iowa, if someone dies on a state highway, their loved ones can have a marker painted on the road surface. There’s a cross on the highway by our WalMart where a guy died in a motorcycle accident about 15 years ago.

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > CalzoneGolem
06/21/2016 at 15:09

Do you happen to live in Maine? Google search for nachole reveals 2 obituaries for one Nachole Beaupre, a bunch of facebook profiles, an Urban Dictionary result, and a wikipedia page for Nachol Upzila in Bangladesh.

http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/nam…

CalzoneGolem > TheTurbochargedSquirrel
06/21/2016 at 15:12

Well aren’t we the internet detective.

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > CalzoneGolem
06/21/2016 at 15:15

I was honestly just trying to figure out what Bloody DD was on about.

CalzoneGolem > TheTurbochargedSquirrel
06/21/2016 at 15:25

Guess there are not many people in the world named Nachole.